| » Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly. |
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| » DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS? |
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| » I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten. |
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| » Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! |
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| » NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME |
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| » Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside … |
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| » Jack and Jill went up the hill 2 fetch a
pale of water, we dont know what they did up there
but they came back with a daughter. |
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| » Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
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A: Golden Retriever. |
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| » One day you will ask me what is more important to me you or my life i will say my life and you will walk out and leave me not even realising that YOU ARE MY LIFE!!! |
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| » ALI G POEM:hickory dickory dock dis bitch was suckin me cock the clock struck 2 den wiped me dick on er frock PASS IT ON, RESPECT! |
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