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| » i am a farmer who lives in a bog, i'm widely known for the size of my knob, 2 big for women, so non can i keep, but its just the right size for shaggin me sheep!! |
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| » mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? the mirror smiled and gave a grunt, and said not you, you ugly cunt! |
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| » Vodafone regrets to inform you that the network has gone down on everyone expect you. We regret to inform you that nothing would go down on you, not even a network! |
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| » Men R Like A Pack Of Cards, U Need a ''HEART'' To Love Them, A ''DIAMOND'' To Marry Them, A ''CLUB'' To Batter Them, And A ''SPADE'' To Bury The Bastards!! |
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| » This cat is dog an dog easy cat way cat to keep a dog cat battyhole dog like cat you dog occupied...now throw the pets out and read it again... |
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| » A-Ur Attractive B-Ur Beautiful C-Ur Charming D-Ur Delicious E-Ur Exciting F-Ur Funny G-Ur Gorgeous H-Ur Heavenly I-Im J-Just K-Kidding L-Loser |
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| » Hello to the owner of the cell-phone with no.+44........Your sim-card is been cracked open by Hacker's,and will destroy your phone within 24 hours,from NOW |
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| » Death is the greatest kick of all.That's why they save it for last! |
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| » Yes, God made you first,but there's always a rough draft before the final copy. |
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| » This cat,is cat,a cat,good cat,way cat,to cat,keep cat,an cat,idiot cat,busy cat,for cat,20 cat,seconds cat!...Now read it without the word cat. |
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