| » Few minuets back 5m were having sex 2 million were in gun fights 91m having party and one crazy fucker had time to send me an fucking text msg. |
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| » At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91m at a party and one sad fucker is reading his msg (Tip: If you recive this message send message NR. 29 Back) |
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| » On D Planet Rite Now 10,000,000 Indians r Aplyin 4 A Visa.. 10,000,000 Indians R Doin Fraud.. 1,000,000 R Drivin Taxis.. & 1 Dumb Indian Is Readin This Message!! |
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| » This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!! |
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| » This mgs can only b read by a MEN: Try again.. Nothing? i guess ur just not masculine enough....HEY don't push it poof |
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| » Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantlt full of shit! |
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| » *NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 1000 tampons for £1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal ! |
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| » This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you |
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| » Please turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H |
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| » How do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!! |
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