| » *Newsflash*The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's |
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| » Hi i'm an alien i'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook searching..... searching..... searching..... sorry no chicks found. conclusion, your are gay! |
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| » When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself |
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| » We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found ! ! ! |
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| » The best anti-virus program for a computer is SAVE-SEX. Leave the plastic cover on the floppy when inserting in drive. |
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| » How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* |
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| » Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.. Shut up, Albert... |
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| » Roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't.. |
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| » Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. |
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| » I don't love. I don't care. I just married a millionair. And if he dies I don't cry, I just fuck another guy. |
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