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» Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
» Don't drink water.... Fish fuck in it!
» Feeling stoned? feeling high? Fuck a duck and try to fly.
» DO NOT PRESS ANY KEY This is: -Virus- Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked Hehe! NERVOUS?
» I'd ride u sitting, I'd ride u lying. If u were a bird I'd ride u flying. And when ur dead and long forgotten I'll dig u up and ride u rotten.
» Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
» NOKIA VIRUS Enter PIN code: Enter PIN code: F Enter PIN code: FU Enter PIN code: FUC Enter PIN code: FUCK YOU ! YOU JUST BEEN FUCKED BY ME
» Linux is like a wigwam, no windows, no gates and an apache inside..
 
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