| » I like your style ... I like your class ... but most of all I like your ass
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| » It is red and it taps on the window .................... A baby in a microwave. |
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| » A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks without needing power. |
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| » He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses broke.
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| » Roses are red violets are blue, shit stinks and so do you! |
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| » Nice hair, a shame that you sit on it.
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| » On the door of a toilet....Some people come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
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| » Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!! |
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| » When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea. |
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| » You know when you are really too fat? When you are on the beach and Greenpeace carries you back to the sea.
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