| » When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!! |
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| » If I ever die because of marihuana, mark on my grave, I am too stoned to get up!! |
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| » If you are raped and you cannot defend yourself... keep still and enjoy it ! |
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| » Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.
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| » The more the merrier. The more women, the more prettier.
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| » Some people die. Others become a teacher... |
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| » I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
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| » I am born this way, but what is your excuse? |
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| » Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?
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| » Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.. |
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