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» A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
» If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
» Will we play the hulk together??.....I will be tall and strong and you green and ugly!!!
» You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
» I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
» I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
» Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you !
» I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the …... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
 
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