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» guys r like roses watch out 4 the pricks.
» What do u call a blonde hiding in a closet??? . . . . The 1986 world Hide and seek champion.
» Roses are Red, voilets are pluckable I find u really... . . . .... NICE ;-)
» kisses r blown & kisses r wasted,kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted,kisses spread germz & germz r hated,so kiss me BABE im vaccinated
» come here, take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs......... toilet!
» man in hotel bumps into womans boobs & says if ur heart is as soft as ur bosom u'll forgive me. She replies if ur cock is as hard as ur elbow i'm in room 42!
» Loading the Babe meter..... 5% 17% 26% 57% 78% 99% 100% COMPLETE Processing data.. ANALYSIS COMPLETE U R A 100% Gorgeous Babe xxx
» Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite, so close your eyes and snuggle up tight, im wishin u sweet dreams 2night.
» If I am old and I die I go to haven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all angels can see, how much you mean to me.
» ive bin watchin u very carefully, top 2 bottom, left 2 rite, and hav cum 2 1 conclusion-u must b a parking ticket cos u've got the word FINE written all ovr u!
 
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