| » One willy said to another willy,my owner is well kind he washes me and always keeps me warm and never hurts me.the other replies my owner is a shady basterd he puts me in a plastic bag and shuves me down a black hole. |
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| » u r summond 2 cupids court for:1)stealin my heart 2)trespassin in my dreams. if ur found guilty ur sentenced to 4 hours of raw sex with me, how do u plead? |
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| » if a pair of tits weigh 2lb how much
duz a cunt weigh?
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HERES 10p, GO AND WEIGH YOURSELF! |
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| » What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
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He wiped his arse |
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| » Last night, I needed u so badly, I wanted 2 taste you, I wanted you in me so you could work your powers on me but i couldn't find you
Mr. PARACETAMOL!! |
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| » there r 5 milion monkeys havin a wank, there r 4 milion gorilaz havin a suck, 3 milion baboons havin a fuck. and there's 1 ugly ape readin this message |
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| » You've got mail!
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Open it please!
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Invitation for a shag!
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Phone me for details |
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| » If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave its ass and walk it backwards! |
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| » You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way
down. |
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| » The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my ass!! |
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