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» We will now upgrade your brain, please wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found !
» I am a killer, I kill people for money. But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!
» *I'm not as dumb as you look.
» Umm...your .... ZIP is open...
» Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your gsm....still searching.......no brain found.
» Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is ugly, but what the hell happend to you?
» Roses are red violines are bleu, a face like yours belongs to the zoo.
» I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
» Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
» When darkness moves in on me, it is the love of people like you that allows me to go through defeat and still know to be fully accepted.
 
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