| » A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.
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| » Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!
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| » At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.
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| » Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old! |
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| » Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last. |
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| » BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! |
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| » Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!
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| » Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.
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| » Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .
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| » Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .
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