| » Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !
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| » E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.
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| » Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.
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| » For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"
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| » God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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| » God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!
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| » HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! |
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| » Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.
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| » Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world.. |
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| » How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?
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