| » I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!
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| » I am not stupid, I am blond!!! B - L - O - N - T
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| » I am not your type ... I am not inflatable.
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| » I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...
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| » I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one! |
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| » I once sniffed Coke, but the icecubes blocked my nostrils... |
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| » If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.
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| » If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
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| » If you really ressemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel.
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| » Ik would like to be a volcano... smoke all day and people say ... look he is working!
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