| » In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
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| » It is charming, incredibly handsome, extremely good, well shaped, horny,an animal in bed and it knows one French word ... MOI!! |
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| » Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ???
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| » Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number!
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| » My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."
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| » My mother in law walks five miles every day, I wonder where she is at this moment...
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| » Nice perfume... but do you really need to marinate in it? |
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| » One out of four people is a chinese. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.
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| » Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.
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| » Read in a hospital... The psychiatrist may nog be disturbed |
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