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| » roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you???? |
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| » roses are red, violets are blue, most poems ryhm, but this one doesn't... |
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| » Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their right hand ..................
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| » Smoking is allowed in this area, blowing not! |
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| » The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning?? |
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| » The one who digs a hole for someone else, is sweating blood ! |
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| » They dropped your name, can you pick it up ? |
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| » This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! |
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| » This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
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| » This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds." |
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