| » This sms can only be read by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it ugly!!! |
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| » Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are? |
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| » We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die." |
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| » We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!! |
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| » What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!
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| » When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! |
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| » You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance. |
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| » You are never too blond to learn !!! |
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| » You got STYLE... You got SEX-APPEAL... You got the BRAINS... and you sure as hell got the BODY....WAIT!!!!!...SORRY....wrong number |
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| » You have the ones that think and you have the ones that do things. The worst kind are those who think that they are doing things. |
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