| » You should know what it takes to look this cheap! |
|
| » You used to be so ugly that your mother had to tie a steak around your neck, otherwise even the dog would not play with you |
|
| » You will have to cut back on your sex live. What part will you leave out, talking about it or thinking about it? |
|
| » You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number |
|
| » You’d better not be a dayfly and not having your day. |
|
| » Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on! |
|
| » Q: Whats diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag? Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.
A: A visitor. |
|
| » Q: What's difference between Yoghurt and Australia?
A: One has a real live culture. |
|
| » Q: How did the polak burn his face?
A: Bobbing for french fries. |
|
| » What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool... |
|
| |
| « Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 Next » |
