| » Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese. |
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| » I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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| » Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf. |
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| » A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. |
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| » Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all. |
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| » Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator. |
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| » Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens. |
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| » How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head. |
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| » What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything. |
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| » What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home! |
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