| » Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran! |
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| » Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands. |
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| » Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field. |
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| » What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. |
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| » Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards. |
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| » What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish. |
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| » Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore. |
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| » A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." |
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| » I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. |
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| » What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him. |
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