| » Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. |
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| » What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant |
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| » For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used. |
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| » How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut |
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| » I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one. |
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| » What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German?
A man who's too drunk to follow orders. |
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| » I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half. |
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| » Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high |
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| » Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!! |
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| » Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up |
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