| » What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One fcuked the miners, the other fcuked the Majors |
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| » What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already! |
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| » Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh! |
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| » What do Germans use for birth control?
Their personalities! |
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| » Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV. |
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| » What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion. |
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| » WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! |
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| » Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what? |
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| » The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action. |
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| » What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! |
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