| » Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" |
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| » Can't believe afta all da shit theyve bin throu they're still 2gether
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who?
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your bum cheeks! |
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| » i thought id shave my pussy
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but now he's not very happy :-( |
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| » FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER! |
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| » what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?....
They can both smell it but not eat it. |
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| » what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?....
They can both smell it but not eat it. |
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| » why are men like laxitiives................ cause they really irratate the shit out of you. |
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| » we would like to inform you that due to the introduction of the EURO, from Jan 2002 the kamasutra position known as 69 will now be known as........ 87.61 |
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| » Wife 2 husband:I wish I was a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I can change you daily! |
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| » How would you impress an archeoligist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from! |
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