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princess margaret |
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| » Q. How do u confuse a wanker
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A.32 |
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| » CHINESE SUNDAY
BUFFET MENU:
*CHU SUM TWAT
*SUCK MI PORK
*LICK MI CLIT
*TUNGSUM CHICK
*GOO IN HAND
*GULP SUM KUM
*CHO KON IT
ENJOY YOUR MEAL! |
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| » Wots the difference between an egg & a wank?
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U cant beat a wank! |
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| » Whats the differance between a famliy reunion & a "69"
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In a "69" you only kiss one cunt!! |
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| » Garath Gates went into a sweetshop the other day for some maltesers. He came out with loads of m&m's |
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| » a woman orders 2 drinks,then pours both over her crutch. when asked y she explained, i just won the lottery,and this is the only cunt im sharing it with! |
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| » what do you do if you cum upon a leapard in a jungle?
wipe it off and say sorry! |
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| » rooster & cat going over a bridge,cat slips & falls in river. rooster cant stop laughing. whats the moral of story? wherever theres a wet pussy theres a happy cock |
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| » A - ur
Attractive
B - ur
Beautiful
C - ur
Charming
D - ur
Delicious
E - ur
Exciting
F - ur
Funny
G - ur
Gorgeous
H - ur
Heavenly
Im
Just
Kidding
Loser |
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