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» U.S. & BRITISH FORCES ATTACKED A HOUSING ESTATE IN PAKISTAN TODAY. 250 ARE REPORTED DEAD AND 400 INJURED. A SPOKESMAN SAYS THEY WILL ATTACK THE SECOND HOUSE TOMORROW
» mirror mirror on the wall whose the firest of them all the mirror laughed and gave a howl its not u, u ugly cow
» A banana and a vibrator were sittin on a bedside table- the banana turns to the vibrator and says i dont know what ur shakin 4 shes gonna fuckin eat me!!!
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» Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
» When things go wrong; and when sadness fill ur heart; and when tears flow in your eyes, just let me know coz i want to b there for you. I'm Selling tissues
» tampaxes walking down the road-regular,maxi and ultra.which 1 says hello first? none of them thay r all stuck up CUNTS!!!
» A woman is like a kentuckey fried chicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
» When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and suddenly I realized that I was talking to myself
» Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
 
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