| » Love your neighbour, but don't get caught. |
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| » Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!! |
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| » The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places. |
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| » Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD. |
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| » A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom |
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| » Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there. |
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| » When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!! |
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| » If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT.. |
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| » The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think |
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| » Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer. |
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