| » When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!! |
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| » Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? |
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| » If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money |
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| » If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!! |
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| » What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years! |
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| » NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie! |
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| » .I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving |
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| » A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home |
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| » After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on |
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| » No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
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