| » The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die |
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| » When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck! |
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| » one day a mother called her daughter and asked her that how is marrage life so the daughter said that like British Airways ,the mum got SHOKED that what ??. Then one day the mum was watching T.V so when she saw the add of british airways it said 7 days a |
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| » Tampons
whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck up cunts! |
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| » Mary's Duck
mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck |
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| » Mary Stinks
Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark as charcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
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| » Yo Mama
Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
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| » Condom factory
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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| » Butter
Your teeth are so yellow, i can't believe it's not butter!!!
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| » Sheep
Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
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