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» Mary's Lambs Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.
» I love you This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it i i l i lo i lov i love i love y i love yo i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
» This Way Up Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H
» Blonde Womens legs what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
» Operator This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
» Blondes What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop
» Foot and Mouth mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth
» My Roof? last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
» How many letters How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
» Kiss Me Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
 
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