| » Mary's Lambs
Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black and crispy.
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| » I love you
This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it
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i love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
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| » This Way Up
Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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| » Blonde Womens legs
what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
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| » Operator
This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you |
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| » Blondes
What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
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| » Foot and Mouth
mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right now cos its got foot and mouth
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| » My Roof?
last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
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| » How many letters
How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
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| » Kiss Me
Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
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