| » Wat's the diff between pulling a curtain and a panty? ANS: When U pull a curtain, it means tat the show is over. But pulling down a panty means IT'S SHOWTIME! |
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| » Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too... |
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| » Ive got a tongue that'll blow ur mind let me hit u wid a 69 kiss me, caress me, slowly undress me I may seem defenceless, but baby I can fuck u senseless. |
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| » Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her. |
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| » This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
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| » It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl. |
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| » Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! |
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| » Hi! Please stand by while this program enlarges your penis...........................ERROR: Your penis was not found! Sorry.............. |
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| » Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it! |
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| » If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi… |
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