| » Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole… |
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| » I took an IQ test and the results were negative. |
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| » Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? ...Okay, then can we just practice? |
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| » My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... |
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| » Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams...... |
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| » Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE… |
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| » Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! |
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| » Bad sex is better then a good day in school. |
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| » Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick. |
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| » Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise! |
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