| » Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. |
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| » First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. |
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| » Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! |
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| » Sorry, I don't date outside my species. |
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| » I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! |
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| » Conserve toilet paper, use both sides. |
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| » Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. |
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| » Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
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| » When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. |
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| » If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. |
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