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» All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
» I'M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I'M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING
» We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
» : HEARTBREAKS Heartbreaks will last as long as you want and Cut as deep as you allow them to go. The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.
» : FRIENDSHIP MEANS... I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha
» : MEN! Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all problems begin with MEN!
» : VALUE OF LIFE The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
» : TYPE OF EGGS There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan.
» : BEAUTIFUL MOON I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I... I'd rather look at the moon again.. ;)
» : YOU CAN'T... The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
 
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