| » News item: Mike McCurry, the President s Press Secretary, has just resigned. He could no longer keep a straight face
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| » Q : What did Clinton say to Gore about the whole affair?
A : Pardon me
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| » Q : How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A : He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride
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| » Q : Why does Clinton wish he was like Ted Kennedy?
A : Cause Kennedy has an ex-wife and a dead girlfriend
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| » "One thing's for sure about Clinton...
He sure doesn't neglect domestic affairs!"
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| » Q : Why was Monica Lewinsky transferred from the White House to the Pentagon?
A : She was traded for two brunettes and a redhead to be named later. |
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| » Q : What was yesterday's Washington Post Headline?
A : Bush Beats Clinton |
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| » Q: Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?
A: She couldn't find the recipe. |
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| » NEWSFLASH: Blonde girl fired from Banana plantation for throwing out all the bent ones. |
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| » Q: What's brown, red, black and blue?
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes. |
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