| » It's with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains....yes, her husband just died. |
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Q: Why do blondes love lightning?
A: They reckon somebody is taking their photo. |
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| » Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. |
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| » Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proof-reading. |
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| » Q: What do you call a blonde holding a brief case, up a tree?
A: The Branch Manager. |
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| » Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs. |
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| » To amuse a Blonde for hours, give her a sheet of paper with 'Please turn over' scribbled on both sides. |
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| » It's with great tragedy that I report my blonde next door neighbour tried to kill her toy poodle.
She tried putting batteries in it. |
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| » Q: How do you measure their intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in their ear. |
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