| » Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?
A: E-I-E-I-O.
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| » Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear?
A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck. |
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| » Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes Twinkle?
A: You shine a torchlight in her ear. |
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| » Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?
A: Cos they've no idea of the route. |
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| » Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead. |
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| » Q: What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?
A: Space. The final frontier.......... |
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| » Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. |
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| » Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it |
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| » Why did the blonde dye her hair red? Instant Intelligence! |
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| » Two blondes were driving to Tokyo Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Tokyo Disneyland Left", so they turned around and went home |
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