| » At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here", she put Leo |
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| » She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept |
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| » She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind |
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| » She tripped on the cordless phone |
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| » She thought a quarterback was a refund. |
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| » She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. |
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| » Q : Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A : They keep breaking them with the hammers. |
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| » Q : What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A : Far-from-thinking |
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| » Q : Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A : So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills |
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| » Q : Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A : From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK" |
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