| » Q : What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A : They're both empty from the neck up. |
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| » Q : How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A : Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
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| » Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them |
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| » Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them. |
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| » When geese fly in a "V", why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side |
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| » Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work |
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| » What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble |
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| » Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they'd break
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| » Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside |
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| » Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!
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