| » Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip!
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| » Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
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| » Q : What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A : French flies and a diet Croak
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| » Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy
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| » Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg
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| » Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
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| » What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work
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| » Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side
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| » Q : How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers
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| » LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH |
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