| » Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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| » A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others |
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| » What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
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| » When god created the men he was only kidding
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| » Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets! |
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| » Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN |
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| » When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
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| » There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
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| » If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents ! |
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| » How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
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