| » Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
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| » Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
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| » I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. |
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| » I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. |
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| » Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives. |
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| » Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work. |
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| » Confucious say Man have more hair on chest than woman - but on the whole woman have more. |
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| » Confucious say Put rooster in freezer to get a stiff cock. |
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| » Confucious advices you Never eat yellow snow. |
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| » If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one? |
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