| » Why did God create Whiskey? To keep the Irish from ruling the world!! |
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| » Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?
"101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" |
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| » If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? |
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| » Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. |
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| » How Dogs and Women are alike.....
Neither believe that silence is golden.
Neither can balance a checkbook.
Both put too much value on kissing. |
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| » Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering |
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| » A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
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| » What is the thinnest book in the world?
What Men Know About Women. |
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| » What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home. |
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| » Why don't men often show their true feelings?
- Because they don't have any. 1 |
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