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| » When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness! |
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| » Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.
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| » Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.
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| » No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.
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