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» When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.
» Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !
» When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains
» Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.
» People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.
» Life is hard, but the front of a train is harder...
» Learn from the mistakes of others... you can't live long enough to make them all yourselves!!
» Life is like toilet paper, long and usefull !!!!
» A fart is nothing more than a lost cough.
» One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.
 
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