| » I only drink to make my wife look prettier. |
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| » It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
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| » Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
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| » Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
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| » Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.
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| » Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
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| » Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
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| » Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
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| » All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once. |
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| » Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
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