| » A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this. |
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| » Every good-bye is the birth of a memory |
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| » Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
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| » Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances. |
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| » I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.
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| » There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
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| » You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home. |
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| » Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!! |
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| » What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
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| » Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to. |
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