| » What do you call a handcuffed man?
- Trustworthy. |
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| » Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. |
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| » As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing |
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| » Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back |
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| » There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. |
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| » Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? |
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| » Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. |
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| » The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat |
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| » I have the body of a god Buddha |
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| » Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away! |
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