| » Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. |
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| » Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open. |
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| » My Reality Check bounced. |
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| » I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode. |
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| » You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter. |
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| » Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you. |
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| » I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? |
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| » It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts. |
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| » I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. |
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| » the life of a penis.ive got one eye,my hairs a mess, my relatives are nuts,my neighbours an arsehole,my best friends a cunt and my owners a wanker!! |
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